oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

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sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

(via crystallized-teardrops)

  • My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long
  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some